LORRIES AND BALLS

I have discovered that most of the drivers who drive big lorries and trailers are men of small or average size. That has made me to conclude that small men love big things. However nobody complains and I think it is unfair because whenever a big man drives a small car like a vitz or duet people say that it is child abuse.

The people I have observed most recently are those who bring building materials to the  estates .The kind of language they use can confuse someone who is not used to them . You will hear someone directing the driver from the ground say:

….haya,kuja kuja,pimisha kichwa vizuri,haya ingiza polepole…usiingize haraka,ukiingiza haraka utamwaga ovyo..haya polepole ingiza..ingiza kabisa…ehe.baas..nyorosha sasa…toatoa kidogo…sasa rudisha…ingia vizuri…baas..hapana..sasa ukiingiza hivyo utamwaga wap?i..haya..baas,hapo,hapo..mwaga sasa..mwaga kabisa………………

BALLS

Everybody has balls. The difference is the size. Some people like the Chinese,Japanese and koreans have small balls. Africans are said to have the biggest balls in the world .Balls are a gift from God and everybody should be proud of his, no matter the size. Balls are very sensitive and that is why we should all take good care of our balls, especially eyeballs.

There are other types of ball. Without these balls you are not man enough. Ladies love men with small balls because the richer you become the more your balls shrink.When you are young your balls are naturally smaller and they come in the form of ‘banos’ or marbles. As you grow older they become bigger and that is when you start playing football, basketball and other types of balls. When you start making your own money the balls become smaller and you now play pool or snooker. As you grow older you have only have one ball that is functional and that is when you have enough money to play golf. The richer you are, the smaller your balls.